"My name is Irvin Luebeck."

  "My name is Irvin Luebeck."

  "My name is Irvin Luebeck."


Kitty Carlisle:

Sailor number one, why did you choose the navy 
rather than some other branch of service?

 My dad owned an apple orchard.
As a youngster I worked in the orchard.
One day an apple fell out of a tree and
struck me on my head.  Made me dizzy.. the 
orchard began to spin around me.. got a 
little sea-sick.  I liked it.  Right then, 
I knew the navy was for me.


Orson Bean:

Sailor number three, where were you stationed?

 I don't know where I was stationed,
but if you added up all the places in the
world there are to be stationed and divided
by the number of places there are to be
stationed, you'd get the place where I was
stationed, I'm sure.  I've figured out a lot
of other things like that too.  I'm very
smart.


Peggy Cass:

Sailor number two, what did you do 
after being discharged from the navy?

 I took the first train home and gave 
my wife the biggest, longest hug of our lives.


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